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Test Match |
PhD |
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5 days or less |
More or less 5 years |
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Toss |
Advisor assigned |
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Fielding |
Course work |
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Leather hunt (first 2 days) |
Literature survey and search for thesis problem (first 2 years) |
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Opposition declares |
Advisor takes pity and chooses thesis problem for you |
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Openers face shiny new ball and bouncers |
Comprehensive exam |
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Wickets fall |
Years go by |
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Nightwatchman |
Hobby to prevent depression |
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Pitch crumbles |
Equipment breaks down |
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Spinners spin a web |
Googly from experimental results |
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Follow on |
Night out |
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Unfair decision |
Paper rejected |
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Last session. No. 11 batsman trying to save his stumps from reverse swinging yorker at 150kmph |
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T20 |
MBA |
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20 overs |
2 years |
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Minimal need for technique |
Minimal need for technical stuff |
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Pyrotechnics – Brute force, Big shots |
Pyrotechnics – Marketing Ability |
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Cheerleaders |
Gets a girl that looks like a cheerleader |
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IPL Auction |
Placement Season |
Sketch Credits: Jithin K S, ECE, IISc
very well written!
Thanks!